Holy Cow

Did you get a cow today? Well, I did, because I'm special. And if it's helmet-and-little-yellow-bus special, so what?

Yes, indeed, an adorable little foam rubber cow to adorn my work stall, watching to make sure I choke on my next cheeseburger. Packed in her own pasture of succulent blue grass, no less. No mere Oxen in a Boxen, this Di-vine Bo-vine travels in style. No Mean Holstein, she's Cattle you can't Rattle, the Fairy of the Dairy.

We haven't had a chance to bond yet so I'm still deciding on a name.

All kidding aside, I am truly touched. Thank you.

Moo!